The Secret Life of Shauna's Plant

The lonely life of a potplant in Edinburgh.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

It's Not Easy Being Green

It's very quiet here in Shauna's room. Miss S left early yesterday morning, much earlier than usual, and she hasn't come back! I have no freaking idea where she's gone. Nobody tells me anything. Don't you humans know that talking to plants makes us feel better? That means keeping us in the loop, people! And where's my water?

I'm sorry, I'll try not to be so negative. Must stay calm. Destress, plant, destress. Furl leaf... unfurl leaf. Furl leaf... unfurl leaf.



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