The Secret Life of Shauna's Plant

The lonely life of a potplant in Edinburgh.

Friday, June 11, 2004

I am Not a Number, I am a Free Plant!

So apparently my name is Duncan. I told you nobody tells me anything. But luckily I can sit here reading Shauna's blog through the WiFi connection in my trunk. She's in Denmark! Going to Sweden! And now I'm wondering about that cosmonaut photo... ooohhhh, the suspense.

I could kill for a spot of blood and bone. I wonder when that plant waterer is turning up. He's made of blood and bone, isn't he? I wonder if I could take him with my bare leaves...


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